jaelynne-futureprofessional:

My friend came to visit me from across the country. I’m in Iowa, she lives in California..we have been eating junk food for the past 2 weeks (the time she has been here) and…we decided to go for a walk, she made it farther than I thought. Good job kid. Proud of you. Her blog is demgiraffesman #howdoyouevenlink

Das me!
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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

comraderogers:

there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK

this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

sodamnrelatable:

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this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

anidorikildra:

shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

It’s even better because he’s on a ship.

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:


i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life


the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.
gaze-into-the-abyss:

scruffydemondean:

apocalyptic-bee:

Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

squinting my eyes and imagining its true

lets make it happen